Just a southern boy who swapped sweat for sleet by moving to upstate New York. I love penguins, doing the unexpected, and committing really hard to a good bit. (Like when I dropped a trilogy of diss tracks on my best friends during the height of the Kendrick-Dr*ke beef. Lyrics.) Keep scrolling to meet my pets, and click around to learn more about me.

(Here's my one-pager.)